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2021.01.16 09:33
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher: "Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

This is a basic English joke which should be easy to read. Is it easy for you all to understand?

你有什么中国笑话要讲吗? 😝
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  • Johnson Ho 2021.01.16 09:40

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    我的人生本来就是一个笑话。
  • Na 2021.01.16 09:42

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    哈哈哈哈,太逗了 这有个好玩的。 父母送孩子去学跆拳道,孩子学了一阵回来给他爸打了一圈,有点疼 他妈说:我们花钱让你去学回来你就这样欺负你爸呀? 孩子说:我就告诉你一声你的钱没白花
  • Joy橙橙 2021.01.16 09:44

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    一根火柴的头有些痒,然后他就摸了一下自己的头,然后就自燃了
  • 李sir 2021.01.16 09:47

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    The shark is telling a story to the turtle. Suddenly the octopus came and asked: What are you doing The shark replied: I am telling a story to the turtle😄
  • Constance 2021.01.16 10:06

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    Are these pictures from the TV show Friends?
  • Bunny young ớ ₃ờ 2021.01.16 10:37

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    有个人走路,突然觉得脚有点酸,低头一看,发现自己踩到一个柠檬📝📝📝
  • Teresa 2021.01.16 10:46

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    Do you know Peppa Pig?有一天,小猪佩奇哭着对妈妈说:“小朋友们都说我长得像吹风机。”猪妈妈心疼地说:“乖,下次说话时离妈妈远一点,别把我头发吹乱了。”
  • Vanessa 2021.01.16 10:50

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    我超爱老友记
  • Aubrey 2021.01.17 00:24

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    恶心妈给恶心开门,因为恶心到家了😂
  • julie 2021.01.18 10:30

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    May I ask where these pictures were taken? Just looking at them reminds me of all the seasons of Friends 😃
  • lulu 2021.04.30 08:57

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    one day.my son took his chinese test paper home. there is Reading questions said,there is a little goat .he is the chef in the forest.he cooked a lot of tasty food for other animal,like Beans, vegetables, carrots。and the quesrion is .what esle do you think he cuold cook for his friends. my son wrote roast mutton😓😓😓😓

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