我在网上看到了一个笑话，我觉得很搞笑，所有我下面写了英文翻译。

车站碰到个要饭的，他手里拿着一张纸，写着：我是一个聋哑

人，请你施舍一点给我。我怀疑他是骗子，于是我就说了一句：对不起，我不认识字。

然后他就开口说话了：兄弟，我的钱包被人扒了没钱买车票回家了，你借我点钱吧。我惊讶：你不是聋哑人吗？他也很吃惊：你不是不认识字吗？

I came across a beggar in the train station, he was holding a piece of paper in his hands which said: ‘I am a deaf and mute person, please give me some change’. I suspected he was a liar, so I just said, "Sorry, I can’t read".
 
Then he said to me: “Mate, my wallet was taken and I have no money to buy a ticket home, lend me some money please”. I was shocked: "Aren’t you deaf?’ He was also surprised: "Aren’t you illiterate?".