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2021.09.14 02:11
‘Laughing Wild’ 🤩
(Man and the Supermarket story)

🎭 Type: Comedic
👨 Character: Man, always talks about being positive but constantly spirals into negativity
🗒 Summary: The Man talks about getting hit in a supermarket by a woman

MAN: 🗣 I was in the supermarket the other day about to buy some tuna fish when I sensed this very disturbed presence right behind me. There was something about her focus that made it very clear to me that she was a disturbed person. So I thought – well, you should never look at a crazy person directly, so I thought, I’ll just keep looking at these tuna fish cans, pretending to be engrossed in whether they’re in oil or in water, and the person will then go away. But instead wham! she brings her fist down on my head and screams “would you move, asshole!” (Pause.) Now why did she do that? She hadn’t even said, “would you please move” at some initial point, so I would’ve known what her problem was. Admittedly I don’t always tell people what I want either – like the people in the movie theatres who keep talking, you know, I just give up and resent them -but on the other hand, I don’t take my fist and go wham! on their heads!
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  • i aint your stepdad 2021.09.14 02:32

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    Is that a book or what?
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.14 02:43

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    @i aint your stepdad It’s a play
  • Naomi 2021.09.14 06:44

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    I did my best.😓
  • Rasha CO ELET. 2021.09.14 07:15

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    Thanks for sharing these snippets. 👏😻 Helpful and fun. Wham wham! 🤓👊
  • Jennifer Blossom 2021.09.14 14:18

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    I liked it 😂
  • جنات Janet 2021.09.14 14:43

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    Great reading 👍🤩talented
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:54

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    @Naomi Great job Naomi! 🇯🇵
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:55

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    @Rasha CO ELET. You’re a pro! 👩‍🏫MaShaa’Allah 😃
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:56

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    @Flower Mail Thanks for your support. 😎
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:57

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    @Jennifer Blossom Let’s see more character next time! 🎭
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:59

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    @shxo Wow! 😅 I wasn’t expecting that. Haha, great job! That was intense. 😎🎙
  • Dave Q. 2021.09.23 15:59

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    @Hasnae Aatif Awesome job Morocco 🇲🇦😎
  • shxo 2021.09.23 17:52

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    @Dave Q. Thanks 😹

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