I Survived Corporate Hell, Then Became an Actual Monster (Plot Twist: I'm Actually Happier Now) PROLOGUE: How I Became a Vampire Because of Poor Public Transportation (And Why My Pinky Will Never Forgive Me) (FINAL 🐇🐇) "No, what happened?" Navi asked, trying to sound casual while secretly wondering if whatever happened was related to her mysterious blood-soaked t-shirt situation. "Two people found drained of blood near Jagalchi Market. But get this—security cameras caught the whole thing. Whatever did it was dancing around afterward. Dancing! Can you believe it? Like it was celebrating or something. But they couldn't see what it was because it stayed in the shadows and then just... flew away." Navi's blood—what was presumably left of it—ran cold. Dancing. Flying. Blood draining. The bat bite on her pinky suddenly felt like it was on fire. "Oh shit..." "What happened?" the driver asked, glancing at her in the rearview mirror. "I forgot to program my robot vacuum!" Smooth, Navi. Really smooth. But as they pulled up to her office building, Navi couldn't shake the feeling that her boring life had just become significantly less boring. And somehow, that was the most terrifying thought of all.