A: What would you like to drink? B: I’d like an iced black coffee, no sugar. A: That’s really bitter, you know? B: Bitter, yes — but not as bitter as when someone says "Hi" and then disappears. A: Oof, that’s deep B: I mean… I learned 1000 words just to get ghosted in 1 😌😌 🗿🗿🗿