"Tell me a bedtime story..." "A thief went to steal a sheep. He tied the animal's mouth shut to keep it from screaming and left quietly. Arriving home, exhausted, he lay down and slept. In the morning, the sheep's owner noticed the animal was missing and followed the trail. He knocked on the thief's door and shouted: I've come to get the sheep! The thief replied: I caught it without a noise! You're already screaming at this hour! Can't you see I'm tired?"