TEXAS 101 – Lesson 2: The Art of “Fixin’ To” Department of Southern Studies, Republic of Texas Extension Program Lecture Summary: Today we explore “fixin’ to,” a temporal phrase unique to Southern timekeeping, used to denote imminent action, strong intention, or a polite deferral of responsibility. Though it suggests preparation, “fixin’ to” contains no fixed deadline, and may—like a good pot of beans—simmer indefinitely. Core Functions: • Imminent Action: “I’m fixin’ to leave right now.” (urgent, possibly exaggerated) • Eventual Intention: “We’re fixin’ to build a shed out back.” (could be days or years) • Soft Threat: “You keep runnin’ your mouth, and I’m fixin’ to set you straight.” • Social Buffering: “I was fixin’ to call you, I swear!” (you were not) • Spiritual Readiness: “The Lord’s fixin’ to do something.” (unspecified, but dramatic) Assignment: Write a short paragraph in which at least three uses of “fixin’ to” occur—each reflecting a different layer of intent, from honest to hopeful to highly questionable. Field Note: “Fixin’ to” is where planning meets procrastination, and where Southern time starts to stretch like August heat.