"Mina & Jordi's Eternal Exit Emporium" Chapter 1: The Last Supper (Plans) (Part 4/12) "Right," Jordi said carefully. "The lottery money. Which you were saving for?" "For something meaningful," Mina finished. "And what's more meaningful than helping families say goodbye to their loved ones while also turning a tidy profit?" Jeff cleared his throat. "Plus, we could do it differently. Make it cool. Not some stuffy Victorian nightmare with uncomfortable chairs and artificial flowers. Think modern, think hip, think—" "Think millennial-friendly death," Mina added excitedly. Jordi looked between them, seeing his decade of careful saving flash before his eyes. Ten years of brown-bag lunches, generic brand everything, and driving his Honda until it literally begged for mercy. But there was something infectious about Mina's enthusiasm, and honestly, his current job at the insurance company was slowly killing his soul anyway. "Okay," he said finally. "But we research this properly. Business plan, market analysis, the whole thing." "Absolutely," Mina nodded solemnly. "We'll ChatGPT the hell out of this." Next: Three weeks of intensive research begins... (Part 5/12)