Hiya guys! Long time no post, English voice message in the comments

below!!
やっほ～皆、元気にしてますか？久しぶり過ぎてなんかすみませんね！！
さぁ英語！
English time!

Two people are talking to each other online.
A is from New Zealand and B is from Japan

"Over yonder" - Old English that might sometimes be used jokingly to
say 'over there'

Chilly - Another way to say 'Cold' - （寒い）

"That sucks" - A casual way to say "That's too bad"　（残念だな）

Nuts - Another way to say 'Crazy' （めっちゃ変！）

Tbh - Online text speech for "To be honest"（正直言うと）

"Sweating buckets" - Sweating a lot （汗を沢山書くって事！）

"Like mad" - A casual way in English to say "Like crazy" / "A lot" - （大変に・とても）

Aさん：How's the weather over yonder? It's gotta be pretty chilly right?
Aさん：向こうの天気はどう？寒いだろう？
Bさん：Yeah it is, our water pipes have frozen solid so I'm gonna try and
heat them up or I'll have to skip having coffee this morning.
Bさん：そうだね、水道が凍ってきたんだけど、温めてみないと今朝のコーヒーを飲めなくなるんだ。
Aさん：Ahh that sucks, have you been building any snowmen?
Aさん：そりや残念だな、雪だるまとか作ったりしてたかな？
Bさん：Haha...I think I only really did that when I was a kid.  I know it
doesn't snow in Auckland but snow really isn't all that fun. Anyway
how's things over there?
Bさん：（笑）。。子供の頃だけに作りましたよ！オークランドに雪が降らないのは知ってるけど、楽しくないですよ、雪って。。。でそっちはどうかな？
Aさん：It's pretty nuts tbh, I've been sweating buckets on some days but
on others it has been raining like mad.
Aさん：めっちゃ変ですよ、正直言いますと。。。汗を沢山かいたりしてる日もありますけど、雨が沢山降ってる日もあります。
Bさん：Typical Auckland weather then right?
Bさん：じゃ普通のオークランドの天気だね？
Aさん：Yep, exactly.. We really don't get proper seasons like you do in Japan.
Aさん：その通りだ。。日本のようにしっかりしてる季節がないからね。。。
Bさん：Oh well, try not to get too jealous of our 'proper seasons' while
I wait for these pipes to thaw out ok?
Bさん：そっか。。まぁ僕は家の水道を直してる時にあんまり嫉妬しないで

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Take care guys and I'll see you later :D