I want to go to prison for a few months.
It must be quiet there

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Take some books you don't usually like to read.
Don't worry about exams and homework.
My mother won't nag me, or she can only nag me once a month.
But maybe my roommate's feet in prison stink, and I can't stand it.
By contrast, my college roommate has no foot odor.
So I should be able to stand it now, even though his girlfriend always has nightmares in the middle of the night, and then they talk for an hour.